dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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celebooty:

spectacular
infamousgod:

yucakes:

coolfatcat:

oh my god

21th century art

how do you even pronounce 21th

lucifurby:

ive never broken a bone…the skeleton inside me is too powerful and strong and i will defeat all of you in the skeleton war

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unimpressedcats:

yes?
boyirl:

Bloom - 28,000 Potted Flowers Installed at the Massachusetts Mental Health Center by Anna Schuleit 

danasaur-lester:

thehardcoredanosaur:

what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

(Source: phanfrickintastic, via awkwardvagina)

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