plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…
tastemeimwasted:

arcticmonkies:

sexting


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stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

sickdad:

gf: come over

me: i dont have a gf

gf:

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youngharlemshawty:

World Population : 7,810,521,683 

just in case somebody start feelin too important

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ammit420:

*lawyer voice* eat a dick, your honor

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